Russia warns Starmer ‘the time has come’ to ‘fertilise Crimean vineyards’ with bodies of British troops – London Business News | London Wallet

A Russian MP has issued a warning to Sir Keir Starmer saying that sending British troops to Ukraine will end being killed and will help to “fertilise the Crimean vineyards.”

Dmitry Rogozin, Putin’s former deputy premier warned British and foreign troops being sent to Ukraine as peacekeepers will be hit with severe hostility by Russia.

Rogozin who is also the former head of the Russian Space Agency said that the bodies of British troops will be used feed “thousands of local mice.”

He said, “What did this Starmer say? More precisely, what did he want to say? It was like, ‘I’m such a cool British Prime Minister, now I’ll gather my courage and send the royal army and navy to Russia‘. Send them, Starmer.

“Don’t talk, send them. Don’t forget to give your Scots combat tartan skirts, so that our drones can easily fly in there and kick their spicy asses.

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“Don’t ignore the glorious Irish with the blue plume on their hats, by which our snipers will be pleased to count them in the shabby Zaporizhzhia forest regiments.

“Don’t miss the moment to put grizzly fur hats on your brave English warriors, who are never dried out in your pubs. They will be very useful in the Donetsk trenches for feeding thousands of local mice. Come on, Starmer, blow your bagpipes, blow to us, brave warrior of the crazy king.”

“It has been a long time since we fertilised the Crimean vineyards with [the dead bodies of] British officers. We are waiting, Starmer. The time has come.”

Major General Apti Alaudinov said in a statement to the French President Emmanuell Macron that many of his “little frogs” who are sent to Ukraine will be killed.

He warned that should European leaders put “boots on the ground” in Ukraine then NATO or Europe will “cease to exist.”

He added, “We should be ready to raise an army of, say, a couple of million. [This would put European armies] in a position from which they will never recover – never.

“If they do go for it, most of Europe as we know it will simply cease to exist. NATO will fall apart, one way or another.”

The Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov also said on Thursday that Moscow will stand idly by watching NATO peacekeepers in Ukraine.

Lavrov said, “There is no way we will tolerate this kind of actions (deployment of NATO ‘peacekeepers’ in Ukraine – TASS),” the top diplomat said.

“This would mean not an alleged hybrid, but a direct, official, open involvement of NATO countries in the war against Russia. This cannot be permitted.

“We will consider the presence of these troops on Ukrainian territory in the same way as we considered the potential presence of NATO in Ukraine, because no matter what flags this operation flies: EU flags, national flags of countries providing contingents, no matter what chevrons up to Bandera chevrons are pasted on the sleeves of uniforms, it will still be NATO troops, forces of NATO countries.”