Then there’s “Dr No” who is paid by Conservative Central Office and circles round the fringes of sex parties. If you’re shocked, as I was, to learn that Tories do sex parties, let’s recall that Dougie Smith, Number 10 adviser, was once co-founder of Fever Parties, which ran swingers party for the rich. Behind Dr No, or possibly next to him, is the elected Michael Gove “who binds all the dark arts people together”. So dark are the arts that only allusions to James Bond can do them justice, and so we find chapters headed On Her Majesty’s Secret Service and Moneypenny.
